yeah I know.

I know I'm awkward to be with and I know I didn't kiss you but I should have and I know I'm embarrising and I do loads of stupid things and I know my hair is terrible and I know I fall asleep too quickly and I know I rob blankets and I know I'm snorring and I know I always talk while watching TV and I know I can't cook and I know I'm always standing there doing nothing and I know I'm not sexy or something and I know my eyes are dry and I know my incisors are gigantic and I know I'm all the time confused and I know my fingers are terrible and my nails are bite down and I know I live in a terrible house which is untidy and just horrible and I know my feet are way too tall and I know I make strange noises in the morning and I know I'm not really good at making conversations and I know I need to plug my eyebrows much more and I know my butt has dents and I know I don't kiss that good and I know I'm too shy and when I say something I'm critisizing a lot and I know I get drunk too easy and I know I can't dance at all all I can do are weird moves and I know I'm not that outgoing and I know I'm lazy and I know my nose's in the way while snogging and I know I'm not really feeling you off and I know I can't give you satisfaction and I can't be on top and I know that I'm reducing this whole thing to sex now but I know that's all it's about and I know I'm always jealous and I know we'll be miles apart and I know I should show more joy when I'm with you and I know I'm a terrible girlfriend so far and I know

you regret kissing me that night.